He is Jealous

I asked you if you could come today since you'll be traveling next week and when you come back, I'll be gone camping.

Him: Whe're you going, where are you camping?

Me: In an island beach with my adventure buddies.

Him: I'm jealous.

Me:  (Satisfied evil smile :-) So, could you come today?

Him: But I'm really jealous...

Me: For sure after the camping I would have hangover  so I'd just be sleeping.

Him: That's why I'm jealous, you'll be drinking again.

Me: (rolled my eyes)

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